What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.